The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!