the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!