Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to see through windows.

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to trespass walls but only half their thickness.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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i want my mum

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to never orgasm.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to snore.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!