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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!