The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to make my own sandwich

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to like this power

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!