the power to eat with your butt

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to see through air.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!