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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)
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The power to pronounce the word "rural."
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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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The power to be powerless.
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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.
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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man
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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times
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The power to remove all flavour from food.
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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.
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The super power to shine in daylight
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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..
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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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The power to put up with your in-laws.
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The power drown in water
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The power to write a country song
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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.
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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present
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The power to be buried at sea
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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!