The power to turn into paper

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Acid pee

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!