The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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Meatvision.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to become a carrot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!