The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of walking on land

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to annoy people

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!