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The power to grow more genitals.
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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.
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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.
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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...
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make youself dumb
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing
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The power to waste money
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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee
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To be able to summon old people
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The power to turn load noises into cake
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The power to be blind
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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.
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The power to see through bones.
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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.
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the power of fart helium
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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.
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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.
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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.
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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only
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the power to hovertate
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done something sexual with some type of food?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!