the power to see through clear glass.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The Power to Power

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to waste money

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!