The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to be in AA.

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the power to read this sentence

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to like any show

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to chew with your tongue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!