The power to fart anytime i want to.

The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to speak to toasters

The power to transform into yourself

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The power to be an idiot.

the power to lick your own tongue

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!