the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to die at will.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to catch em all

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!