The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to dickfart.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power drown in water

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!