The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!