the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to die

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!