The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!