The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to look through glass.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to bleed

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!