the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The Power to Combust

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!