The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!