The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!