The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to predict the past

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to seduce hats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!