The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!