The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Taekwondo

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to pee on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!