The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The Power to die at will

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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To stab Djones

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power to age faster

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to turn into a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!