the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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Dejavu

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to go through open windows

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!