The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!