Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to die early.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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Endless falling....

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Meatvision.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to not have a power

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!