The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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lol

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!