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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am
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the power to see through water.
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Smoke vision
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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.
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The power to have night vision during the day.
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The power to to think less
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Justin Bieber
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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.
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The power to smell whore
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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak
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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.
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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.
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The power to run on water when there is no water
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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The power to cry acid tears
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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one
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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.
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The power to write complete sentenc
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the power to move forward in time one second peer second
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The ability to identify commonly known objects.
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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.
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the power... to read this
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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.
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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!