To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to see through water.

Smoke vision

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to to think less

Justin Bieber

The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

The power to smell whore

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The power to run on water when there is no water

The power to see your neck without a mirror

The power to cry acid tears

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The power to write complete sentenc

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

the power... to read this

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!