The power to speak only one language

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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power to fly when your underwater

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!