The power to float without gravity.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to be your self

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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Aweonao

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!