The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!