the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Imortality.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!