the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power drown in water

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to die at will

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to rot food at will.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!