The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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75% levitation

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!