The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to cry acid tears

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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the power... to read this

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to fail

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!