The power to make my own sandwich

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to like this power

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!