The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!