the power to not have a power

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to silence explosions.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!