The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to to think less

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to have no power.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!