To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

Delayed Reaction Man

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

ability to levitate using my fart...

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

The power to have all your friends leave you

the power to never have to fill out captchas

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

The power to transform into yourself

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

The power to speak in only anime openings

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!