to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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lol

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Balls.

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The power

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to taste your own spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!