The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to beathe

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!