The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to die at will

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!