The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to read your own thoughts

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!