The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to be a rock

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to be powerless

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!