The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!