- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to have no power.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to speak in braille...

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

yo mama

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to stop existing.

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to smell people's moods

Having the power of a normal human

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!