The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!