The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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Guys, it's over.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!