The power to die at will

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NMR Vision

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Taekwondo

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to like any show

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to breathe

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!