the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!