The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to hovertate

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he power to make mistakes

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to have no power.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!