The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to not care.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!