The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to be alone

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to look at Sun.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!