the power to make your vomit taste good

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to like any show

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!