See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to hate nature

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!