The power to troll.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to stop time for 1 second

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

thumb_up thumb_down -54

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to fart really smelly :P

thumb_up thumb_down +63

teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

thumb_up thumb_down -49

The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -1

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power of being yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to kill Pedobear.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to do anything within your limits.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to turn gold into dust

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!