to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power... to read this

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!