The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!