the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!