The power to produce sweat when hot.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to write about power.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to not have a power.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!