The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!