the power to pee on command

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The power to only tell the truth

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!