The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!