The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to come second in any race

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to control dairy products

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!