The power to breathe

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power of being republican

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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Batman

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power rangers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!