The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!