The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to animate condiments

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!