The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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Find Waldo

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!