the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to see through thin air

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!