the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

An ability to change birthday to February 29.

The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to make you teeth yellower

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

the power to smell like feet

The ability to imitate a tadpole.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

The power to brag about having a super power.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to breath while under a container of water

the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

Menstrual blood bending!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!