The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to become a llama.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to eat waffles

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!