the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to attract bullets

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!