The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to clean

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to go suicide

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to fly indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!