The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to commit crime.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power of learning

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!