the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!