The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!