The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!