the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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The power to fart methane.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be powerless

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!