The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to think about useless power

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!