The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to fart like a zombie.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to drown on land.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!