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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.
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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair
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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.
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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat
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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day
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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.
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the power to think of powers
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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.
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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`
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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on
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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes
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The power to sweeten sugar
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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?
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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless
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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.
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The power to get arrested
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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.
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The power to turn into an escalator
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!