The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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yo mama

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!