Meatvision.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to not have a power

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!