The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The ability to be raped.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!