The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!