the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to eat food.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Turning wine into water.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!