The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!