the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!