The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to die at will.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to die at will.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to be a common person

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!