the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!