The power to be a common person

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to police irony

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!