The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!