the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to burp a fart

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!