The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the power to die

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Lactokinesis

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!