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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.
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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!
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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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The power to have really sweaty palms.
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the power to complete math exercises
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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.
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The power to eat your own head.
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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing
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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.
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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.
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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.
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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down
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The power to see what's behind you.
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The power to start time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!