The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!