The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!