the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be gay on command.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to set money on fire

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to waste money

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!