the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!