The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to write comic books

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!