The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to shit brix

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!