The power to see the present.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to swim on land

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the power die if you think.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to remove the power within.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read

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The power of Being stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!