the power to vote

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!