The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to see through windows

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!