The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to see through windows

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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make youself dumb

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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They power to be able to make meth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!