The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!