The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!