The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to fart mace

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to swim on land

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the power die if you think.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!