The ability to read your own mind

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to be french.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!