the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to herd cats

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to waste time reading this.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!