The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the power to get sick

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to have no power.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!