The Power to bite your own ear.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

the power to fly for a second

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

the power to fart mace

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to eat junk food at light speed

The power to accept the terms and conditions

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to die using your willpower.

The power to see the present.

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!