The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to smell water.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to be forever alone

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!