The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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open up pickles glass

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!