DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to look into the past

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power spite flower

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to die

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Death at will

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!