The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have gravity.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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the power to jerk off

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!