The power to get older every second

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power of not knowing

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to create another human

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!