The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

make youself dumb

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

The ability to control dairy products

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

blindness

The power to have the aim of Torres

The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!