The power to talk to money.

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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the power to grow hair 0.00000000001% faster

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to think of food

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power... to read this

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!