the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to fall up.

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the ability to see through air

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!