The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to make everything worse

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to smell you poop after you flushed

The ability to abruptly end conversations.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

The power to see through bones.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power of compulsive lying.

The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!