The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!