The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to have a power

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!