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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman
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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds
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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.
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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.
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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.
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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?
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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind
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The power to see the future but through a straw.
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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening
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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol
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the power to melt your bones
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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian
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the ability to look into your brain
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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.
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The power to change the color of your saliva.
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The power to eat ass.
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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.
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Acid pee
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.
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The power to divide by 0
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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!