The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to die but once

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to die

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to teleport small dogs

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!