The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!