The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!