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The power to lick your balls.
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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep
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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.
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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.
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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.
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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.
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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win
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the power to become retarded
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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose
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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?
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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.
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The useless power to write about useless powers...
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond
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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)
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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.
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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired
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The power to see through air.
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The power to open a walnut with your mind
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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.
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The power to urinate in mouth.
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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.
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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder
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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!