the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to have a power

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to write about power.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!