The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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the power to shit brixs!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to attract black people.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to become powerless

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!