The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!