Power to not have any power.

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the ability to die on command

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!