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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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the power to give yourself sunburn
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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.
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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.
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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.
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The ability to understand women!!
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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.
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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.
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the power to fail at everything you
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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.
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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist
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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man
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The power to make the air stink
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier
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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.
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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.
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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner
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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter
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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy
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The power to die but once
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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!