The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to write about power.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to not have a power.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to see through water.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!