I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!