The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to beathe

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!