An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The ability to piss flames.

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Reverse Pooping

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the power to sit

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the power to get STD's

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the power to change channel without the remote

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!