i love to make shit brix

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!