The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!