the power to sleep during day

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to like any show

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to always hug people

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!