The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!