The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to grow boobs

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The power of learning

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to rot food at will.

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The ability to float for half a second

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!