The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to have no powers

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to predict the past

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!