The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to become retarded

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!