The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to levitate birds

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!