the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to age rapidly.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!