when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!