The power to see through glass.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the abillity to fart at will

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to become powerless

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!