The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!