the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!