the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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cry acid tears

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!