the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to grow cancer cells

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to control dodos

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!