To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!