The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to see the present

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to be a woman

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!