The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!