- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

The power to moonwalk backwards

the power to have sex but only with goats

The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The power to put both socks on at the same time.

The power to bleed anally at will

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

the power to see through windows

The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

Pointless Super Powers