The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!