The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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to be shitty

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to dislike this power

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to resist trolling.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!