The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to mentally control houseflies.

The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

the ability to talk to humans

the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

The power to pee after drinking lots of water

power to have no power at all

The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to shower naked.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to see through windows when people sleep.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

The power to hurt the people you love

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!