The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to glow in the dark

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the power to animate condiments

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!