The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!