The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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Melting

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to have a power.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!