the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to get raped at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!