The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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the ability to die without any control

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!