The ability to goatse instantly

thumb_up thumb_down +145

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

thumb_up thumb_down +103

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The power of not knowing

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to turn wine into water

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power of shitting bricks

thumb_up thumb_down +1,883

the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +96

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

thumb_up thumb_down +149

The power to hypnotize chickens

thumb_up thumb_down +12

......................................... delayed reaction man

thumb_up thumb_down +177

The power to think you love her but you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the ability to glow in the light.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +119

the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

thumb_up thumb_down +221

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the ability to spin gold into straw

thumb_up thumb_down +67

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!