power to see through glass doors

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to never get drunk

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!