You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to read your own mind

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!