The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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Turning wine into water.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!