The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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To bend sticks really far without breaking them

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!