the power to fit through a vagina

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to procrastinate when you have absolutely no work to do

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to make the air stink

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to talk to money.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to have no power.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!