The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to shit liquidly

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!