the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to breath in space

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!