The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to have no power.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!