The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Liam Brudenell

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!