The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!