See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!