The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!