ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to attract black people.

thumb_up thumb_down +146

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to predict the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +164

The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

thumb_up thumb_down +104

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to bleed

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to breath while under a container of water

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to breathe slightly faster

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to hear morse code.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The ability to make broken pens work again.

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!