See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to know what Erika is!

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

the ability to lick your own anus

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The power to turn into a plant cell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!