No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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the power to die at will

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the power to shit brixs!

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to look through glass.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to be dead

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!