The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The ability to jump

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!