The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to fail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!