The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!