The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to count to infinity.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!