the power to win the crying game

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!