The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Immunity to medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!