ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to have a black president

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to die in one second

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!