The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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i want my mum

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to die on command

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to divide by 0

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!