- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

the power to shit cellulose

The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

The power of see inside your eyes.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

The power to moonwalk backwards

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

The ability to grow trees out of money.

the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

The ability to understand abstract art.

the ability to hear yourself think

the power to travel to the center of the earth

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

the ability to steal oxygen

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

The ability to spontaneously combust

The power to make the air stink

Pointless Super Powers