the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to understand math.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to never end your .

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!