The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!