The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!