The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!