The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to see into the present

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!