the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!