The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power of christ ;)

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Warm vision

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!