The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!