The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to become black!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!