Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to not have a power

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!