The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to think of food

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!