The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!