The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Swiss army teeth.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!