The power of bad luck

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The ability to be heard in space

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

the power to like justin beiber

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

wast your time on the computer

The power to sweat soup.

The power to make fish drown.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!