The power to float without gravity.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to smell poo...

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to potato.

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The power to die

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to die at will

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to go into a coma

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!