Being able to fly in place.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!