- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to move something right next to you

The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to close your nose

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to be bad at everything

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to be more human than most people.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

Pointless Super Powers