The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to lag up any xbox360 or ps3 game. and its not a lag switch

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to not have power

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to divide by 0

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!