The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to fly but only in your room

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!