the power to speak only in binary

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to die but once

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The power of love

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!