To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!