the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to count to infinity.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!