The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!