the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to like this post

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!