The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!