The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to run faster than you walk.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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he power to make mistakes

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the ability to smell sounds

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!