The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!