The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see through horses

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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to do nothing

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!