- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to have no power.

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Batman

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

The power to speak in braille...

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to become a laptop forever!

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

yo mama

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to think of food

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!