the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!