The power to produce sweat when hot.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!