The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to live.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!