The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to be super ugly

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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power to have no power at all

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!