Imortality.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

done something sexual with some type of food?

thumb_up thumb_down -45

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Power to not have any power.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

the ability to die without any control

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to perpetually yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to talk to people miles away.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to see through glass doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

thumb_up thumb_down -70

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to make any girl hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to see things with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power to remove all flavour from food.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to fart in technicolor.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

The power.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!