The power to understand math.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to die

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Batman

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!