The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!