The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!