The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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to do nothing

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to smell people's moods

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!