The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The power to turn apples into pears

The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

the power to animate condiments

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to watch tv

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

The power to shit brix

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!