The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to die at will

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!