The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!