The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the ability to think you can fly

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!