The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to walk through air.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to have gravity.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to create another human

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!