Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!