The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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75% levitation

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!