Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to post here

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to think.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!