The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become powerless

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power of love

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to become a JELLY

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!