the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to be the best hacker in the world but if ill use my abilities ill die.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!