The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!